It's happened to all of us: you're being a delightful, helpful backseat driver and the real, road-ragey driver is freaking out about whether to turn left or go straight at the next intersection, and you need a handy phrase that doesn't send you self-hatingly back in the closet and simultaneously stall the progress of civil rights. I give you "Gaily Forward!"
It is the universal Lesbian-Approved (and for all I know, Daddy/Bear/Twink-approved) alternative to the ever-so-slightly soul-bruising "Go Straight."
So next time your mother/husband/Republican coworker is dithering about which direction to take after the light changes, you'll be ready.
All together now: Gaily Forward!
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